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You’re holding the internet back!

If you are delivering a payed service; I don’t want to see:

“The password/security code you submitted cannot be approved, since passwords (like aliases) may consist of the numbers 0-9, the letters a-z (lower-case or capital) plus underscore (_) and hyphen (-) only. Try another password!”

or

Passwords must be between 6 and 50 characters long and can only contain letters, numbers, periods, and hyphens.

You’re holding the internet back. You are the cancer that’s destroying the internet. Instead of insisting on weak but non-dangerus passwords, maybe you should learn to sanitize your data inputs instead!?

And maybe you should actually let the user change their passwords. I’m looking at you Xsplit. Disgusting. 

While character limits and password length limits still exist, will the internet not be safe. Please die every one of you stupid, stupid wannabee software developers, and your cheap hacks to ensure that the users wont use sufficient passwords. I hate you.

And for the love of god, learn to use HTTPS! HTTP is outdated and shouldn’t exist no more. 

Please do use safety codes when a new computer logs on, like for example Steam does, or show me the active sessions at the moment, like Facebook  Why don’t i have a app on my cellphone which i can use to confirm my identity?

And it is my fault that one of my passwords got compromised  But still. Gah.. I hate you internet. 

Do you know what bothers me?

Do you know what bothers me? Except for articles repeating the title in the first sentence?

It’s the ceaselessness of the American people. And I’m not saying that all Americans are stupid, like the rest of the world does, no, this isn’t about that. I’m saying that Americans lives in one of the most monitoring and surveillance based societies in the world. It’s quite disturbing, how much they’re being controlled and “contained”. And they don’t even care! Why? And I’m not talking about surveillance performed by the CIA, FBI, NSA and even TSA. No, I’m talking about their life being controlled by Apple( http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/apr/20/iphone-tracking-prompts-privacy-fears ), verizon( http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-57533001-38/verizon-draws-fire-for-monitoring-app-usage-browsing-habits/ ), AT&T, Google (Their buisiness is targeted ads, do I need to say more?), facebook (http://www.businessinsider.com/this-is-how-facebook-is-tracking-your-internet-activity-2012-9?op=1 ), Target (http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2012/02/16/how-target-figured-out-a-teen-girl-was-pregnant-before-her-father-did/ ) , Wallmart( http://www.madeinusachristmas.com/2011/12/02/buyer-beware-walmart-shopycattracking-application/ ) and all those high-profile corporations known to monitor users and buyers. And upon all of that you have those corporations you don’t know are keeping track of you. Some of these corporations are global, and i’ll admit that they most certainly do keep track of people outside of the us as well. But here in europe we do have something which seems to be totally absent in the american government; an “agency” which tries to protect individual peoples rights.

How come the american society has become so controlled by capitalism? I believe there’s a golden middle way between capitalism and communism  namely socialism. How does it work you ask? Oh well, first of, why I think it’s a good solution in this matter is because neither government nor the corporations control you life and decisions. People tend to disagree, but if you look at Scandinavia versus the rest of the world, I’d say socialism is a better choice.

And by the way, Romney and all those republicans are bat-shit crazy  They’re worse than Hitler. They’re as evil and delusional as Hitler and Vladimir Putin’s evil baby.

-Me

Koloss

There’s no way of ignoring it. The metal giants known as Meshuggah came out with a new album last week. Known as Koloss.

Even though my Logitech G5 Surround sound system, destroys the mix by adding far to much sub and mud, I’ve listened to this, well, masterpiece by Meshuggah. 

And I’m not disappointed. 

The album starts with an slow, close to 3 over 4, kind of polymeter. With the song Meshuggah - I Am Colossus.
The song shift from the 3 over 4 pattern about 1:22 where it goes into what sound like a 9/8 or 7/8 time. Showing what kind of potential this album has.

Next out is Meshuggah - The Demon’s Name Is Surveillance
This one starts out fast. Close to “bleed” tempo. It also has a little melodic fill, which I find refreshing. which goes ” D# G E “. D# also seem to fit the song, making me assume that it’s actually a song in E harmonic minor. But Of course at 3:03 A solo appears breaking every assumption you’ll have for a melodic part in this song. But that’s where the surprise strikes inn. 3:30. Melody. Weird..

Meshuggah - Do Not Look Down
Ahh, The pre-released song. I’ve listened a lot to this one it’s incredibly tight. It’s an understandable Odd meter With the most prominent tones being F# and E

Meshuggah - Behind The Sun
Starting of with 80’s/ Holdsworth guitar sound , doing Dim arpeggios. Lot’s of djenty bend in this song. Good stuff indeed.

Meshuggah - The Hurt That Finds You First
I do really detest blasting on drums. This song has to much of it.  Sorry, not my cup of coffe.

Meshuggah - Marrow
I dig the sound they go for in the intro. Because it’s not raping my subs like the rest of the album is. Lot’s of sliding in the riff. The riff is practically one large slide. 
Also meshuggah Solo at: 2:33

Meshuggah - Break Those Bones Whose Sinews Gave It Motion
This one is competing with “do not look down” As my favorite song on the album.

 The into sounds very alike “Again we Rise” by “Lamb of God” In my opinion. Not that’s a bad thing. 

Meshuggah - Swarm

Sepultura style drums, Very crisp guitar sound. Fucked subs~. 

Meshuggah - Demiurge
Starts of with a melody ( :O ).  Very ghost like feeling with the choir synth in the background.

Meshuggah - The Last Vigil
It starts of clean. And it reminds me of a song but I can’t remember if its from AAL, Teseract or textures. Or even meshuggah themselves. 

And that’s my little analysis of this album. Hope you like it (the album). I need a new sound system to fully enjoy it. 

Words don’t matter

I feel like I need to have some kind of confrontation with poetry. Poetry sucks. Poetry is the very contradiction of everything I believe. Poetry sets value to the words and to the actual order they’re recited in. It’s as useless and annoying as modern art, were the pattern of some random splatter defines the piece, as if it all mattered in some kind of way. But the real hate is against “everyday-poetry”, which is short, annoying phrases without any actual meaning, as: “Without Pain, How Could We Know Joy?” now as John Green eloquently put it, or rather Hazel Grace: “This is an old argument in the field of Thinking About Suffering, and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries, but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not in anyway affect the taste of chocolate.”. Another just as annoying saying is ”It’s when you feel the saddest; that you feel the most alive”. I can’t find the original of this quote, but this thing has several mistakes:

  1. How could you feel alive without sadness? As if sadness is required to live a life, and not a happy life either, just more of it.
  2. Now if this is true, isn’t this then more of a motivation to go kill yourself?

Now over to the second problem I have with poetry. It’s supposed to fill words with value and meaning. That’s stupid. Think of all those people who gets verbally abused everyday. Those words shouldn’t mean shit. Isn’t that what we’re telling them? “They’re just words, they don’t matter. Mind you, they’re probably just jealous”. No. Not in this society. If we really put this value in these words, it’s time for someone to suicide, because, well, those words really meant something, yeah…

And while we’re at it. “Haters gonna hate”. They don’t hate for no apparent reason. They hate because, well, they don’t like it. Not everyone likes everything. Actually more people dislike your awful singing. And if you really feel the need to expose that horrible sight and voice on youtube, good for you. But don’t go around complaining about being told that you’re horrible.

  1. WORDS HAVE NO MEANING.
  2. Ignore those fuckers and get better (as if you’re horrible voice is a slickness…)
  3. Just quit it, find another hobby.

And to those insecure fourteen-yearolds with usernames such as “w4tsss0n301” who tells this girl that she should cease to live because she’s a terrible singer: You need to reassess your own contribution to society.

  1. Your words don’t matter
  2. You’re probably being abused at home, or neglected. While your parents who live in the suburbia, with you, strive to make a living, and yet you’re an ungrateful little prick who
  3. Let your problems go out on people whose self esteem is probably worse than yours.
  4. But don’t be lenient, and don’t lie. This could have worse consequences than being honest. so:
    Instead of saying: “U shuld go kill you’reself. UR UGLY & ca’nt Sing” 
    Say: “You have troubles getting the right pitch. No offence, but this does not sound good. Keep practicing. Se a vocal instructor if you can. Good luck”
    And well. The second one there can be just as rough, but, it’s honest, and at least constructive.  

/The irony of wring a blog, yet hate the concept of words with meaning.

My january post

woo, the first month of the year has soon passed, and the world is moving on. I don’t know what to write.

Well, I joined Okcupid.com  . Just because of all the Reddit-posts mentioning it, and well I feel like it’s a community which, tries to be better than everyone else. It even has questions which depends on pure pattern recognition. How fucking relevant is that? I’ve been with girls which are 10X as bad as me in logical thinking and general common sense and politics. But well, they’ve at least 100X smarter than me in subjects like language, social interaction and the likes. So, if you think a value of a mate is based on whether or not that person knows if a platypus is an mammal or a bird, then go to hell. Take your degree from MIT or Harvard and shove it up your arse, she probably has a happier life than you’ll ever have.

I’m not stupid. But I hate intellectual pricks. Like the users of Reddit and Okcupid. You’re not smart. Just annoying.

Merry Christmas

So, the official Christmas holiday is over and a new year is soon to come. I thought I’d just weigh in on my thoughts on how atheists in america handle the whole Merry Christmas vs Happy holidays deal. Personally, I regard myself as an theist-agnostic, And the biggest problem I feel I have with religion at the moment, is that there’s supposed to be an almighty power caring for me, as an individual. This bothers me because I’m not a self-centered prick. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that you’re an egoistical douche for being religious, I’m just strongly implying it. Now, I’m not going to lie. I have sometimes closed my eyes, when I felt hopelessly lost in life, and asked; “If there’s an almighty power up there, can you please help me with this?” or “How come you made me this fucked up? I hate you”. I believe everyone does that sometimes. It’s good to rely on someone else and, well fuck it, sometimes, there just doesn’t seem to be anyone there.

Now that you know how I feel towards religion and such, you may get a understanding on how my opinions is formed around the matter of being religious or not around the holidays. It’s simple though, Merry Christmas, even though it’s christian therm, and you hate religion, it’s meant as a nice thing. Personally I feel like “happy holidays” becomes so impersonal, because it’s being used in fear. In fear of being frowned upon for having your own opinions and believes. Fuck that. I think overly religious people is one of the most disgusting things that exist, but I’d be 10 times more disgusted if they wouldn’t stand up for what they believe in. Again, if they do so without being engaged in an argument with another person, but are spewing their crap all over regardless, I’d be furious. But. A fucking “Merry Christmas” or “happy Hanuka” or what ever you desire, isn’t religious propaganda. It’s a god damned wish that you may be happy through the few days where most people feel alone. Embrace it you fool. Merry fucking Christmas and a happy new year!

No context, and The thing

Please skip the whole part with the Gray on the side, it wont make any sense, not without context.

So I’m trying to order a plane ticket, and I know I’m going to travel with the love of my life. Every time I place the order, it changes the destination to china. In the end we go with it and we jump to the scene were we’re actually flying. Now, the next couple of scenes are unclear in the sense that I don’t know in which order or exactly how it happened but, it becomes clear that the plane is going to crash, we’re panicking, a person I don’t know, Maybe female is asking me to deliver a urine sample. I do… Now the pilot has a plan, he’s going to try to crash land the plane by sliding down a grassy mountain and into a structure of some sort, a village or something. The plane touches the ground and everything is going in slow motion. It gradually slows down by hitting these structures, and there’s blood and gore everywhere. I’m pretty sure I’m dead. I wake up. The love of my life is there. she’s holding me, neither of us is damaged. There isn’t even a plane near by, but the scenery seems familiar.

It becomes clear, we have to get to some sort of civilisation, I begin walking, she’s hesitant, and awkwardly silent. I don’t know but she may seem older than she was before. I die. i don’t know how. I wake up again, in the exact same scenery. No body tells me how or why, but I know. I have a curse upon me, but someone is saving my life. The whole world is destroyed except china (by china perhaps?), the plane ride was someone watching over me, and some one is reviving me every time i die, using the urine sample, for the past 10 years, but there’s little left. Therefore I am aware of my curse and I actually manage to get to a city. there I am chasing some one, or being chased, I don’t know who or why. /wtf

Anyway. I’ve watched “The Thing” today. They actually used Norwegian actors to play Norwegians. While the performance may have been worse because of that, it certainly helped on the credibility. I do notice I become very aware/critical of how they portray the Norwegian culture and behaviour, And i feel like they’re actually trying to portray us as weird, but nice, drunken “farmers(Hillbillies)”. That is kind of wrong. We’re not nice.

There was also a scene where they were partying, and a guy had a ukulele-kind of instrument. And they sang

Honestly though, This is a song which is incredibly fun to sing drunk, almost as fun as seven nation army. The problem I had with the film was that I feel that it failed to portray the irony that we have when singing this song. It’s as if some one would sing dragostea din tei, because of it’s musical values, deadly serious. The song is terrible.

Anyway, I liked it. And as a random Norwegian, even though I hate to admit it I like it a little bit extra just because of it being in Norway, using Norwegian actors etc. Fuck patriotism, it’s ruing my taste in everything.

No-post October

So, as you may, or may not have noticed, I haven’t posted anything in October. I actually haven’t had a single interesting thought in October at all. If you add that with the fact that I’ve been a Lightning technician at a school project, were I spent up to 54 hours at school in one week; you can understand why I haven’t written anything. I’m tired as hell at the moment, so if some of my sentences makes little to no sense, please forgive me.

I downloaded the new animals as leaders album today, while I wait for my pre-ordered copy. I notice that i get a little overwhelmed by so many new songs at a time, and that I’m a lot more used to, and understand better, the pre-released songs versus the rest of the album, so I think I’ll just take a day and listen to just one of the songs, figure it out, and then move over to the next one.

Playing now: Animals as Leaders - Isolated Incidents

I’m also looking at merchandise, I’m a little weird, but I find merch interesting. I’m kinda fantasising about ordering pens or USB’s with Mund0.com on them, and handing them out and getting some visits on this site (which I rarely maintain). So when it comes to merchandise, you’ll have to choose something people use, the most genus merch is pens, everyone need pens, and almost everyone I know, knows what kind of logo there is on their pen. Another genius merch is lighters, though twice as expensive as pens, you know you’ll get to the most susceptible people of all; smokers. Those who fell for the peer pressure and actually got addicted. Very few people are better to advertise to. And then of course; memory-sticks. Aiming at a more intellectual and younger audience, It would be the most efficient way of promoting Mund0.com, because, well, you use the USB’s on a computer, you usually use a pen because there isn’t any computer nearby (at least from my experience). But memory-sticks are expensive and well, I got memory-sticks myself, but I always lack a pen. Do you think I will regret using £82.57 on 600 pens?

playing now: Animals as Leaders - Odessa

Well I have put some text up, so I’m happy :D, good night

The English language

Woo, another post!

I’d like to dedicate this post to a Thread on reddit:

No, i’m not sorry for my bad english.

This thread, or post is made by a 16 year old German kid who’s annoyed with the grammar-Nazis all over the internet.

Now, as a Norwegian I’ve got an unfair advantage over him. English is a part of the curriculum as of first grade, And we’re subbing films rather than dubbing them. This helps a lot, but even with this, if you lack motivation, you won’t learn much. Languages isn’t my strongest subject, I’ve got Es in Norwegian(2), Spanish(2) and French(2), but an A(5) in English. Now, that shouldn’t make much sense, since I’m speaking Norwegian daily and my English isn’t that good, If it weren’t for the fact that teacher’s aren’t expecting fluent English (Did this sentence make any sense?). So how come that I, who isn’t exactly good at languages, can write quite decent English? Blame Japan.

Until I was eleven, I failed every single English glossary test, all my English understanding came from watching “Friends”, and that wasn’t much. Then I discovered Naruto.
Naruto was awesome. At first I downloaded the latest episodes from naruto-central, and watched them without much context and understanding. If there was a word I didn’t understand I’d google it. These episodes were subbed btw. It didn’t take long until my grades improved. I began reading the manga, and watch the older naruto episodes, and Bleach. Now I had a fair understanding of english and I had figured out the “syntax” of the language, by that I mean that even though I didn’t know the exact word I could understand it by context and the feeling the word had.

Here’s where tribal-wars come in. Ironically, since Tribalwars is a German game. But I began playing on Tribalwars.net when I was about 13-15 years old. I joined the latest server at that time, World 8. I played for about a month before I got owned. I didn’t really have any understanding of the game. Then I joined World 9. I was in a top tribe for quite a while, but I still didn’t understand the game, But through that time I had Loads of interaction with other players. I began learning words such as “Lenient” and how to spell attack and defence right, but that was because of the genius dictionary inside of Firefox.
I then joined World 11. I started my own tribe. This would become my success-story, even though I had no clue how to play the game. I’ve must have been a good leader, because we grew, and I became friends with so many Intelligent people, twice my age and skill, who still followed me. I was extremely proud of my tribe and family. It took all my time though, and I had to quit because I forgot to eat and such. It ended with me passing out on my way to school. It was at that time my English skill peaked, I began to think in English. If I couldn’t remember a Norwegian word, I would know the English equivalent right there and then.

I began actually to write this blog to keep some of the English vocabulary, to keep it maintained. And I am ten times better at writing English than speaking it, I did some wiring on a sound system at school for some Brits who where performing, and I had troubles saying the complicated word: “yes” to them. I really struggled when I asked if they had any duct tape (which i go the response:” Oh, Gaffa?”). My point is that I suck Orally (ಥ‿ಥ).

Common mistakes I know I do: Have vs Had, Were vs where, got vs gotten (I use “obtained” as much as possible) I can’t remember more atm.

Anyway, Hope you have a nice day, please follow me if you find rare, long and quite uninteresting posts, appealing, until next time ^^,

cognomen asked: Seriously? Animals As Leaders? Periphery? Meshuggah? Norwegian? I like you, sport.

Yes; very serious.